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2007-11-17 ::
      Hello! No; I've not given up recording music, I've just not been adding the new songs to this site. So... What have I been up to over the past year-and-a-bit since I last uploaded a new song? Recording a few new songs! Well; five. They're all available on the songs page. The new songs are: "2D Miracles In Hail", "Deception Of The Eleventh Century Currency (And All The Mice To Come)", "What If The World Was Spherical", "Deliver My Parcels, You God Damned Postal Workers" and "Truth Be Told, It'll Never Turn Out The Way You Wanted It To - But That's Okay, 'Cause You Never Wanted It That Way At All". The last four have all been recorded over the last two months - the first one was recorded in March.


2006-09-10 ::
      I've replaced the crappy intro of the song "Untitled Masterpiece 0x2e" with a clip from one of my favourite cartoons; "Home Movies". It's from episode 3x06 - "Renaissance".


2006-09-08 ::
      Yet another song has been written, recorded and released to you fine people o' the intraweb. It is called "Untitled Masterpiece 0x2e" and you can get it from the songs page in both wonderful OGG and naughty MP3. The recording quality of this song is lower than that of the last few songs - I couldn't get the levels right, so gave up and recorded as is. I may also re-record the intro at some point, as that really sucks. Enjoy.


2006-08-31 ::
      Another new song has been released! It's titled "8-Bit Fans Never Die" and is available on the songs page in both OGG Vorbis and MP3. This song is a much more basic song than what I'm used to writing, but I quite like it. It's also a little more heavy, but I wouldn't say it's metal.


2005-08-11 ::
      Added an RSS feed which links directly to OGG downloads of the latest five songs. Click the "Podcast" button at the far-right of the menu, or feed the URL to whatever you use to handle RSS feeds. It'll be updated with each new release, so you'll be able to see if there are new songs without visiting the site. Lucky you. :)


2006-08-10 ::
      Two new songs have been added: "MySpace Is The Most Retarded Thing On The Planet And I Hope That Everyone Who Uses It Dies A Painful Death" and "Emo Is The Answer To The Question No-One Ever Asked", recorded on Monday and Tuesday this week respectively. The former is the better of the two (it's really damned good, if I do say so myself!), but the latter is still cool. Both songs were recorded through my new amp; a Marshall MG 100 HDFX half-stack. :)


2006-07-08 ::
      After listening to Millencolin all of last night, I woke up with a punk-rock tune in my head - this is it: "Direct From Japan." I've uploaded both an OGG and MP3 version of the song to make everyone happy. Go check it out for some semi-catchy, punky, oldskool Marshall`s Convicts-style music.


2006-06-28 ::
      Added MP3 versions of "PETA Can Choke On My Meat-Filled Shit" and "Not Your Typical St. Valentine`s Day Song" - they're about 5.3mb each and are available on the songs page. I'll maybe add a few MP3s of other good songs over the coming days, too. I have also replaced the "tar.gz"-ed album and EP archives with "zip"-ed archives, to make it easier for those of you stuck on a Windows box.


2006-06-22 ::
      I've written and released another new song - it's called "PETA Can Choke On My Meat-Filled Shit" and you can get your filthy hands on it on the songs page. The title reflects my strong disliking of vegans/vegetarians who try and force that PETA crap down my throat. You care about animal? So what? YOU go deal with them and stop trying to drag me down to your pathetic, whiney level. DIE! Enjoy the song. :)


2006-06-13 ::
      I finally wrote and recorded a new song - after almost four months of nothing. :) The new song is titled "Eating Bacon And Attacking The Sand Dunes" and is available on the downloads page. My hands are a little knackered (partly from playing so much, partly from RSI), so my playing on the recording is a little crap. I still like it, but it's not the best choon I've written. :)


2006-02-16 ::
      Made a change to the song "Not Your Typical St. Valentine`s Day Song" and uploaded it to this site. I removed the original ending (which sounded tacked on and crappy) with something that sounds much better.


2006-02-14 ::
      Added a new song called "Not Your Typical St. Valentine`s Day Song", which can be found on the songs page. Check it out and let me know what you think.


2006-01-19 ::
      Released a four track EP titled "They Really Should Rock Harder", containing the quieter songs I've written. They're pretty different to my other stuff, but I really like them - that's why I decided to give them a release of their own.


2006-01-13 ::
      Voting for songs/releases has been enabled. You are now free to rate the songs as you see fit.


2006-01-12 ::
      This site is 50% done and goes public. All the downloads should work, but voting for songs does not.


2005-12-25 ::
      Released an album titled "Just Like A Real Band", featuring nine of the best songs - plus a new one.


2005-12-21 ::
      Started work on this new site to replace the horrible old one.






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